Elice Ivy Writes

           You know everyone is on a healthy kick these days it seems like a never ending cycle in my world. I even think it may be worse since I moved to California. Son: Mama I'm at grandma house and all she has is healthy stuff. I came over here to eat. Me: Well I guess you will just have to eat what she has. Son: Mama you trying to eat healthy too? Me: Yeah? Son: Don't you want that big double wopper stacked with bacon and cheese? Me: (thinking who doesn't as I try to squeeze my eye shut real tight and squint out the other one making this bell pepper be a piece of bacon). While all the while I lie and say out loud, " No I'm good. Feel Free to comment and share with your friends! Please follow me on Twitter @eliceivy Facebook at www.facebook.com/eliceivy and don't forget to follow here on blogspot.com for all my latest posts!

Feel Free to comment and share with your friends! Please follow me on Twitter @eliceivy Facebook at www.facebook.com/eliceivy and don't forget to follow here on blogspot.com for all my latest posts!

          For as long as I can remember the old folks around me would always say           the same thing any time something bad happened.           When God closes one door he always opens a window.           They would say that about someone losing a job, or bill not being able to               get paid, a broken heart, a friend dying………           So I’m sitting here at the computer typing to remind myself of the good                   times and remember that somewhere in my life God is opening a                             window…………………           ©CC 2010 Feel Free to comment and share with your friends! Please follow me on Twitter @eliceivy Facebook at www.facebook.com/eliceivy and don't forget to follow here on blogspot.com for all my latest posts!

     After school today my son tells me he has something important to tell me. Son: Mama, I need to tell you something. Me: What? Son: I think I'm in puberty. Me: Oh why? Son:  I have hair under my arms and on my nuts.      What the hell?  I could have gone the rest of my life without that conversation.   The flip side is at least he's comfortable enough with me to have this conversation. Then he asks by the way what is puberty?  Would I be wrong if I said I don't know your the one in it? So not ready for this! Feel Free to comment and share with your friends! Please follow me on Twitter @eliceivy Facebook at www.facebook.com/eliceivy and don't forget to follow here on blogspot.com for all my latest posts!

           It's amazing to me that before the holidays we can't wait to get to our familes. We plan, we pack we clean, we do what ever it takes. We call each other a million times before we leave to make sure that we have everything and that they know we are coming and what time we hope to get there.                  We pass all speed limits, hoping that we don't aleart the cops but a small part of us doesn't care anyway cause you know it just makes for good bragging rights for who made it there in fastest time. But finally we are there back home again.                 At first we laugh we talk we catch up It's cool I mean why did we leave again we find outselves asking then we fall into bed after a long day. Were exhausted and looking forward to the next day. The next days it all starts all over again in then you get to that fool you know the one that always has something to say that no matter what you can't please him or her and you aren't shit

National Brownie Day When : Always December 8 National Brownie Day  celebrates chocolatey, chewy brownies. Brownie lovers, love chocolate. Conversely, chocolate lovers, love brownies. Therefore, its only natural, that we have a special day to celebrate brownies. It's fun and easy to enjoy this special day. First, select your favorite brownie recipe, and bake a batch of brownies. You can add nuts, if you prefer. Topping the brownies with chocolate frosting is a good thing, too. Finally, eat them! You can have them for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or as a snack. .Ps Don't forget the glass of milk!   Happy  National Brownie Day . Feel Free to comment and share with your friends! Please follow me on Twitter @eliceivy Facebook at www.facebook.com/eliceivy and don't forget to follow here on blogspot.com for all my latest posts!

Bathtub Party Day When : Always December 5 Bathtub Party Day  is today. Draw yourself a tub full of warm water. Add a few bath oil beads, and Voila! You're ready to hop in and "soak it" in the bathtub. Ahh, how soothing and relaxing! Don't let anything disturb the peace, quiet, and serenity of your bath. Turn off your cell phone. Put on your favorite CDs to a volume where you can't hear the doorbell ring. The creators of this day at   Wellcat.com  encourage you to invite a friend to your bathtub party. Light some candles. Open a bottle of wine, and have some snacks within reach. It's sure going to be a great time. Did you know?   Bathtub Party Day  is a copyrighted holiday. It was created and is provided, courtesy of the great folks at   Wellcat.com Feel Free to comment and share with your friends! Please follow me on Twitter @eliceivy Facebook at www.facebook.com/eliceivy and don't forget to follow here on blogspot.com for all